Medical Partners

I know that my blog has a small readership, and on a day like today that is probably a good thing. I'm certain that this post will not seem like something the wife of a stake president would share, but frankly, I can always use a good laugh, and I got one today. Thanks to the friend who sent this to me. Hope you get to read it before Randy reads and makes me delete.

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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and 
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a 
practice together to share office space and personnel. 

Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctologist; 
they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and 
Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it. 

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was 
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and
 High Colonics"......No go.

 Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs
down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good. Another
attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt holes".......unacceptable 
again! 

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance. "Nuts and 
Butts".....no way. "Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good. "Loons and 
Moons".....forget it. 

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith 
and Dr. Jones--Odds and Ends" Everyone loved it."

Now after you finish laughing, try to think about me as the prim and proper person I should be. Have a great day!